Surah Al-Insyirah

Fahamkan maksud dan amalkan.

Selamat Beramal.

Professor dan Pelajar

Professor : You are a Muslim, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

Cara Menghadapai Polis Yang Secara Terang Meminta Rasuah

Kadang-kadang selagi tak kena tak tahu apa rasa. Macam aku tadi rasuah polis trafik. cibet. Macam terpana, dah kasi RM50 baru terfikir kalau la.haha. but its too late. Rasa berdosa pulak dah kasi rasuah kat polis tu. Tapi entah polis tu rasa bersalah atau tidak wallahualam.

Memang aku salah sebab tak pakai tali pinggang. Biar lah aku disaman at least reminder la pada aku untuk pakai tali pinggang. Aku malas pakai seat belt sebab kereta pinjam yang aku guna tu tak selesa seat belt dia. Macam nak jerut aku kat seat tu. Tapi nasi dah jadi bubur so aku nak ingatkan pada korang semua. Ini bukan rekaan. Aku percaya ramai pernah kena.

Polis Trafik - IC dan lesen. Tadi pegawai saya nampak encik tak pakai tali keledar. Saman RM300. Tapi saya boleh tolong padam nama. RM50 sahaja. Nak bayar RM50 ke bayar RM300?

**masa kena tahan tu lupa suruh isteri aku rakam senyap2. dan aku pulak macam blur2. kalau situasi ini berlaku terhadap anda, sila siap sedia rakam perbualan sebelum turunkan cermin kereta. Rasa berdosa pulak bagi RM50 tu kasi polis trafik tu. ntah semak mana sorang lagi. Sebelum ni aku pernah kena tahan dengan JPJ tak pasal tali pinggan tapi OK je dia just suruh aku pakai tali pinggang.

Apa yang anda perlu buat ketika menghadapi situasi sebegini berdasarkan pengalaman aku lah?

1- standby rakam dalam telefon jika telefon anda canggih. biarkan polis tu habis cakap. maksud aku kau diam je sehingga dia mintak suapan. Pastikan kamera dapat rakam perbualan dan dapatkan nombor badan polis ni.

2- duit tu dia akan lipat dalam kereta atau dia akan suruh selit pada buku saman.

3- lepas dia dah ambil, baru la kita lantun balik dengan polis tu. Pastikan IC dan lesen memandu dah pulang balik.

* Dah lama ke pakcik buat kerja macam ni? Saya sebenarnya lebih rela kena saman RM300..eh RM150 sebab dapat diskaun 50% sebab bayar cepat. Boleh pulang balik duit RM50 sebab saya rakam perbualan pakcik tadi.

* Pegawai tu sembunyi celah mana tepi jalan? Kalau betul nak cari duit lebih jual la goreng pisang tepi jalan ke, jangan dok tepi sembunyi tepi jalan cari salah orang. Memang saya salah tidak pakai tali pinggang tapi salah saya tidak diambil kira di akhirat kelak. Kesalahan pakcik mintak rasuah tu confirm lah di ambil kira.

* masa dia beredar, jerit "See you in court. Saya dah rakam pakcik terima rasuah." Pecut laju tengok dia kejar tak.haha. Ini sudah extreme la. Tunggu polis tu patah balik atau tidak.

p/s: semakin lama kita hidup semakin banyak dugaan kita akan hadapi sebab hidup ini sebenarnya dugaan. Sesetengah orang didugakan dengan kekayaan. Allah swt nak lihat kekayaan itu dilaburkan ke duniawi atau akhirat. Sesetengah orang didugakan dengan miskin, Allah swt nak lihat samada orang tu mampu berusaha mencari rezeki halal atau sebaliknya. Jangan emosi sangat bila kita dihadapkan dengan dugaan sebab setiap dugaan yang kita hadapai ini sebenarnya adalah untuk memperingatkan supaya dekatkan diri pada yang Esa. Tarik nafas panjang-panjang dan hadapi dugaan dengan akal dan iman.

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