Kalau Aku Perdana Menteri

Kalau aku PM, aku tau ada rakyat miskin, orang terabai dalam negara aku, aku malu wei. Malu dengan rakyat. Aku duduk senang. Rumah ada aircond. Kereta besar, ada driver. Gaji duit rakyat. Tapi ada rakyat negara aku ni yang tak makan, kena tinggal, kena jual anak, kena jual badan. Malu wei.

credit to twitter @techsupremo.

World Cup 2014 Brazil

Mesti la sokong Malaysia...Eh..Malaysia tak layak dowh.. sasaran FAM tidak tepat. Jadi sokong Jerman sebab MD aku orang Jerman. Ya aku memang kaki kipas. pui. Aku mula sokong Jerman masa World Cup 1994 USA. Masa ni Jerman digelar kuda tua sebab ramai pemain dah melepasi umur 30-an. Kuda tua lain adalah Croatia.

Sekarang pemain Jerman digelar 'anak ikan' sebab ramai yang muda-muda. huahuahua..World Cup 2010, aku predict Ozil menonjol dan benar tekaan itu. Kali ni tak sempat nak predict sebab takde masa nak analisis. Fantasy world cup pun kelaut ni. Siot.

Anak

Here is a list of things you need to teach your Child(ren) at early age:

1: Warn your Girl Child Never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles.

2: Avoid Getting Dressed in front of your child once he/she is 2 years old. Learn to excuse them or yourself.

3. Never allow any adult refer to your child as 'my wife' or 'my husband'

4. Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they do, because young people now sexually abuse themselves.

5. Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.

6. Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you may need to patiently ask lots of questions from your child.

7. Carefully educate your grown ups about the right values of sex . If you don't, the society will teach them the wrong values.

8: It is always advisable you go through any new Material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.

9. Ensure you activate parental controls on your cable networks and advice your friends especially those your child(ren) visit(s) often.

10. Teach your 3 year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that
includes you (remember, charity begins from home and with you).

11: Blacklist some materials/associates you think could threaten the sanity of your child (this includes music, movies and even friends and families).

12. Let your child(ren) understand the value of standing out of the
crowd.

13: Once your child complains about a particular person, don't keep quiet about it.

Take up the case and show them you can defend them.

Remember, we are either parents or parents-to-be.

Have a Nice day and Great Week Ahead

And possible forward to all friends who have children's

Bola

Aku sebagai orang Johor agak terkilan dengan 'rocket science' bolasepak Johor ni. Atas nama rebranding, terus berpusu orang ke stadium untuk melihat perubahan. Bukan semua orang Johor tengok bola bang. Bola ni kalau dah haruk sangat kira macam melalaikan dan dikira seperti satu bentuk hiburan.

W1N ke? Bola bulat bang. Kadang-kadang aku pelik dieorang ni siap cakap wah bagus nya siap turun padang salam pengadil. Dengan keadaan ekonomi yang tak berapa nak bagus dan tanah yang dijual kepada orang luar...eh..

Yang hooligan ni siap berarak ke stadium nyala flare bagai.Main game macam gambar kat atas ni pun entah pernah entah tidak. Berarak pergi masjid tengok. Nak buat stadium serta official plane bagai. Dari membazir baik tolong rakyat ni yang semakin terhimpit. Tak pun rajin-rajin turun padang lihat sendiri keadaan rakyat. Dengan jenayah yang membarah serta masalah gejala sosial remaja. Dulu siap buat karangan pasal gejala sosial ni.

Tengok FAM cukup. Bila feudal yang manage memang hancur lebur. Harta je banyak tapi akal ciput.